When we said that UPS wears shorts and they represent their company just fine, the company relented. But, there's always an asshole to fuck things up. We had a guy, Gary H, who used to wear the sack showing shorts like the guy in the picture. We also had a gal who claimed offense at Gary's shorts, though her's were not much longer. And then we had a guy, Bob B (who went to jail for child molestation) who was offended at the gal's shorts. All in all it was going to fuck up the rest of us wearing shorts to work.
Finally, the company came out with length guidelines for short pants and that seemed to quiet things down. But, as I found out, you can wear as short of a skirt as you wanted. That busybody cunt, Linda Perez, was doing just that, then crying "sexual harassment" when men would look at her.
This got me to thinking. I decided that I was going to wear a short skirt to work. There was nothing in the dress code that forbade a man from wearing a skirt. And I was going to wear a rrrrrreally short one, one that would have my butt cheeks showing out the bottom.
I told everyone on the dock that this was my plan, unless they stopped acting like children and grew up. Somehow, supervisors got wind of it and asked me about it. I told them that there really was nothing in the dress code to prevent me from wearing a skirt, so if they banned short pants I would wear a skirt every day. Hell, I've got good looking legs, even for a 50 year old.
Finally, the three babies separated employ and we were able to keep on wearing shorts. The company used to be more strict on the shirts, now the guys in my department can wear t shirts, which I did for the longest time. But now I wear the Ben Davis shirts every day. They never seem to wear out.
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